Sex on the Beach...

"No, I did not have sex on the beach. It is actually a name for a cocktail drink for God's sake!"

That is what happened during a room mate's birthday celebration in a steak house (Hog's Breath) in Perth. There were eight of us and I seemed to be the only one who has been out drinking most to know that Sex on the Beach is a common cocktail.

Then we dare the only guy in our cohort to ask the waitress, "Can I have a Sex on the Beach?" He did and before he ask and after the waitress left the table for the drink, we were laughing so hard that our stomach and cheeks hurt. When the drink arrived, the guy announced, "Come and have Sex on the Beach with me!" More perut kecut time.

- Sex on the Beach -

This reminded me of a time when I went clubbing with two of my friends (both ladies) in Metro City. A previous outing with another group of friends exposed us to a cocktail called "A Quick F**k" so this two friends of mine wanted to order that again.

The two friends went to the bar while I waited at a nearby table.

Friend A to the shirtless bartender: Can I have a "Quick F**k"?

Shirtless Bartender: *Looked at her with an awkward smile, raised eyebrows and titled head*

Friend B approaches to the rescue: Can we have TWO "Quick F**ks"?

Shirtless Bartender: *Starts shaking his head as he realize that it was a name of a drink*

Friend A & B came to me an told me the whole ordeal and we laughed till our stomach hurts. I guess not all clubs has the same drink.